April Fools Article-2

The World is Ending!!!

Yes, I said it. The world is coming to an end, but it’s not going to end like it did in the movie 2012, or global warming. No, the world is going to end by “Mad Purple Fluffy Bunny Disease”! This disease is spread by inhaling air of where the bunny has went to the bathroom.
The signs of you getting Mad Purple Fluffy Bunny Disease would be the hair on your head turning purple, every time someone would say the word “purple” you would jump around and scream “orange”, you would eat carrots and lettuce, and sprouting a bunny a tail!
If you see a bunny that has Mad Purple Fluffy Bunny Disease, the bunny would be bald and have green skin, chase its tail like a dog, and have big bug eyes.
If you would like to capture or find one of these very rare but very easy to find, you would need a fishing rod and a carrot. What you got to do is, to the carrot on the end of the fishing rod and with the hook, hook it on to the back on the bunny’s tail (don’t worry, this will not harm the bunny). Then once you have successfully hooked the bunny’s tail, you just reel it in and then put it in a box (remember, if the bunny goes to the bathroom, be careful not to inhale it because you will become a victim of this disease).
If you are suffering from Mad Purple Fluffy Bunny Disease, please call your doctor or call or hotline at 1-800-YOU-ARE-MAD or look on our website www.madpurplebunnydisease.isnotreal .

April Fools Article # 1

The New Social Networking Site

Look out Facebook, MySpace, and Twitter, there’s a new kid on the block, and I have a feeling that it’s going to be competition. On February 4, 2010, MyBookisaTwitt was introduced to the world wide Internet. MyBookisaTwitt is a medley of Facebook, MySpace, and Twitter.
Just like Facebook, MySpace, and Twitter, you can post pictures, statuses, comments, and some new features that will blow Facebook, MySpace, and Twitter right out of the water! I have been given the permission to spoil one of the newest features of MyBookisaTwitt is, you can play any game in the world! Not only you can play the computer games from sites such as Addictinggames.com and krazyletter.com and computer games such as The Sims, but you can download games from all generations of the Play Station, Nintendo games as early as Super Nintendo, and all generations of the Xbox. Now, I have to tell you something else amazing about MyBookisaTwitt! You can hook up your Bluetooth and talk to your friends online, it’s like web chatting without the picture, and it works out great for the people who don’t own webcams.
Well, I think that’s all I can tell you, sorry. If you want to check out one of the hottest things on the web, type in this web address: www.MyBookisaTwitt.thisisnotarealwebsite.
Hope you enjoy it!!!